This cracks me up.

Here is a fabulous montage of birds attacking people for your enjoyment. You would be surprised how hilarious watching geese chase people can be. Give it a whirl... it is sure to brighten your day!

Why "The Snuggie" Has Ruined My Life.

As you can see above, "The Snuggie" is a long blanket with sleeves. At first glance, it seems harmless enough. Kind of cozy even. But would you pay $25.00 for a sleeved blanket? (and ok, maybe the clip-on reading light that comes free with the purchase of two?) My first reaction was, 1. Who thinks up this crap? and, 2. No, I wouldn't pick up the phone and buy a blanket with sleeves. I have one better. I have a blanket, AND I have a sweatshirt. See how that works?

Well here's the dilemma. I was thinking the other day about how working is really just a huge inconvenience. I would really rather retire right now, and just do whatever I felt like for the rest of my life. I mean, that's the way we were supposed to live. Feel hungry? Go hunt some meat. Feel sleepy? Go take a nap in your cave. Catch some horrible disease? Die without any anti-biotics. Just kidding about that last part. In my caveman story, we have anti-biotics... and hospitals. But anyway, I digress. The point is I need to retire and I don't have any money. So, I was thinking that I either have to win the lottery, or invent something. That is when my anger really hit me. You see, The Snuggie is an international sensation. You know how I just asked who would want to buy a blanket with sleeves? BILLIONS of people. The thought that the person who invented this blanket is now a retired millionaire really ruins my life. I mean, they probably found the easiest, dumbest, most profitable invention. Now what am I going to do? I can't invent something complicated. I'm not that talented or creative. The blanket with sleeves thing was really my only shot.

Now, because of "The Snuggie", I have to do one of two things. Work forever. Or invent what I would like to call the "Snuggle" except mine is going to have a hood and feet.... Oh yeah. Watch out world, here I come.

Check This Out

Interesting perspective...

What The Hell?

Ok, so I don't watch the news often for a couple of reasons...First, it's not as entertaining as the stupid crap I watch, and second, I don't really have time. But for the last couple of days I have been hearing about this "swine flu" thing and I have to say that I am pissed.
I mean, I get it- world wide spread of a new strain of influenza that has apparently originated with pigs... I think I have the pandemic thing down. But what I don't understand is this- Why is everyone freaking the ____ out? I get that babies and elderly people can die from the flu. But isn't that something that we go through every winter? I keep hearing about the symptoms of this demonic new bug; sore throat, fever, muscle aches, goes away in a week. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I even saw Dr. Oz from Oprah on ABC and he was supposed to answer all of our questions. I thought, oh thank G-d, it's Dr. Oz, a familiar face, he's never led me astray. His advice- use hand sanitizer and prepare to not be able to leave your homes. WHAT?
Here is the deal. All I want to know is whether or not I need to go stock pile food, buy a WWII gas mask, and prepare for mayhem or not. Either say that it is the flu and you might get the sniffles, or say to frickin panic and kiss your ass goodbye. I can't stand not being able to weed through the media propaganda and it is exhausting. I would rather sit here and watch Family Guy- with or without my gas mask.

My favorite quote from this whole shenanigan- the head of the Israeli health department has declared that they will call it "Mexican Flu" instead of "Swine Flu" because the Swine Flu wouldn't be kosher. Seriously? Are they going to pretend that they didn't get infected by a virus that originated from a filthy animal? cracks me up. Rename it and it'll be better. In that case, I declare we call it, "Doesn't leave Mexico flu".

Evolution of Dance

It's funny to think of songs over the years and all of the funny dances that are attached to them...

Why I can't keep junk food in the house....

What kind of self control do you have? It is an interesting thing to reflect on....

By the way... the end of this clip has something to do with Jesus- if you are into that sort of thing, then mazel tov. If not, the clip is over at around 5 mins and you can skip the translation from marshmallows to Adam and Eve.

This Is Really Sweet

This is a clip from the show, "Britain's got talent"- the UK version of American Idol. Check out this video if you haven't heard about this yet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

The link is being weird so you'll have to copy and paste it... sorry